A Theater Near You presents…..
Aaron Aardvark's Drama Pi๑ata of Sin
 
Constructed and stuffed by
Chris Mathews and D.A.M.N!
–Dramatists and Actors Meeting Now!

(Warning: May contain strong language, mature content, nudity, gun shot)
 
Introduction of your host and Co-Host
Special material for Osama (A Humorist Bombing) by Chris Mathews
 
Aaron produced by Mr. & Mrs. Aardvark of Chigger's Nipple, LA.

 
 

Sin #1 Greed

Her New Job
Written by Meredith Binder
Director/CFO – Scott Eberle

Mr. Hardman – Joe Shapiro
Abby Baker – Meredith Binder
Voice-overs – Buster Lobulz
Deus Ex Machina – John PJ Perry
(Thanks: GoodShepherd Center and Historical Seattle;
Matt Murray, Mark Wilson and Russ Meltzer)

Introduction of Playwright Under Pressure
 
Sin #2 Gluttony

My name is Salm
Written/Directed by Chris Mathews
 
Kelly – Cynthia Edwards
Salm – Rev. Samuel Rudolph
(Salmonizing by Miko Premo)

 
 
Sin #3 Lust

Metromania
Written by Jorj
Directed by John PJ Perry
 
Big Snake Scaringi – Eric Smiley
Esteve – Jess Goodwin
Trish The Dish – Lauri Morrison
"Lunchbox" Dent – Nick Mathews
Phaedra; a doll.
 
Sin # 4 Anger

Never to Whore No More
Written and Directed by Larry Coffin
 
Six Pac – Nick Mathews
Julia – Valeria Derleth
Celia – Oneda Harris
Georgia – Meredith Binder
Chuck  - Rev. Samuel Rudolph
Spigot – Chris Haddad
Olivia – Theresa Maurer
Shadow – Joe Shapiro
 
 

A story read by Jessica Davis
 
 
Sin #5 Envy

The Perfect Life
Written by Scot Bastian
Directed by Joanne Klein
 
Joe - Bill McQuaid
Lisa – Cynthia Edwards
 
 
Musical Guest  
Sin #6 Pride

The Whatever Men's Store
Written and Directed by Donna VanNorman
 
Gwendolyn – SharaLynn Oxendine
James – Rev. Samuel Rudolph
Sophia – Christina Bonfield
Howard – Eric Smiley
 
 
  
 
Sin #7 Sloth
Written and read by……Whoever
 
  
 
Audio – John PJ Perry
Lights – Mike Montali
Stage Manager – George Gell
Flyers – Chris Mathews / John PJ Perry
Program – John PJ Perry
http://www.damnseattle.org/ – John PJ Perry
 
Guest writers and Musicians:
20th Jorj and John PJ Perry
22nd Jeff "Signor Groove" Beauvoir
25th Carob Lambert and Jessica Davis
(w/ Buddy Catlett, Harry Pierce & Ronnie Pierce)
26th Scot Bastian and Dale Speicher
27th John Morris with Rosalia D'amato
28th John Gonzalez and Dos Lobos